Signs

Advertisement In A Shop:
Guitar for sale. Cheap. No strings attached.

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Signs seen on a factory wall:
Those who doubt the resurrection of the dead should be here at closing time.

In God we trust, all others pay cash.

If your boss is a crank...maybe its because you're not a self starter.