Thursday, October 20, 2011

A Few Random Thoughts

Life is like money, you don't want either to run out.

A sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

If someone bad mouths you to your friends behind your back, don't worry. They are doing you a favour because they are letting you find out who your real friends are.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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