The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought the window was down, but it was up and I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife’s face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the kerb, glanced at my mother in law and went over an embankment.In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telegraph pole.
I have been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I told the officer I wasn’t injured but on removing my hat, I found I had a fractured skull.
I was sure the old fellow wouldn’t make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow moving sad gentleman, as he bounced off the roof of my car.
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