Friday, August 7, 2009

Will You Live To See 90?

A man recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for is age.

A little concerned about that comment, the man asked the doctor 'Do you think you'll live to be 90?'

The doctor replied 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' he replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't. I'm careful about my skin".

The doctor then asked, 'Do you gamble, party, or have a lot of sex?'

'No.

the doctor looked at him and said 'Then, why are you even caring?

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