Brexit Jokes

A form of Brexit occured years ago. They were known as the Pilgrim Fathers.

This could lead to Departugal, Italeave, Czechout, Oustria, Finish, Slovakout, Netherun, Byegium. Only Germaining.

Roy (England's Football coach) must have misunderstood when he heard England wanted out of Europe immediately.

A number of English fans are protesting the England V Iceland game to be replayed until they get a result they are happy with.

Another referendum will now be held to see if the rest of the UK want Scotland to Brexit?

Britain has left voluntarily, but Greece is refusing to budge.

Insuring A Wooden Leg

A man in the UK had a wooden leg and they went to an insurance agent to insure it. The cost was £200 a year! He and his wife thought that far too expensive and decided not to bother.

Later, they moved to Ireland to live and they again went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg there. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple '£39.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap in Ireland to insure, because it would have cost him £200 in England! 

The agent turned his assessment book around to face the couple and said, 'Well, notice it says "Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is £39.00".

Recommended Book Titles: Part 5

Know Your Gem Stones by Chris Tall
Top Casserole Dishes by Stu Potts
How To Build A House by Bill Jerome Holm
School Vacation Ideas by I. M. Board
Urinary Incontinence by Lee King
The Arctic Seas by I.C. Waters
Don't Leave Without Me by Isa Cummin
Strenuous Exercise by A. King
Always Wanting Extras by Ernie Moore
Planning Your Future by Crystal Ball
Maintain Happiness by Joy Long
Domesticated Wife by Dustin Cook
Budgeting by Penny Pincher
Giving Comfort by Rhea Shaw

Others in the series: Part One, Part Two Part Three & Part Four.