Wise Oriental Sayings...Not

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

A lion will not cheat on his mate, but a Tiger Wood!

A Quote From Dr Zhivargo

How extraordinary it all is,

what a gift it is to be alive in the world,

to know that you are alive.

You've Won A Jaguar...eh No You Haven't

An Irish "National Lottery has apologised after an error on its website last night led to a host of prize winners thinking they had won a Jaguar XK convertible. The car, worth €150,000 was up for grabs as part of a special promotion. However, it was only supposed to go to whoever won the jackpot. But an error on the National Lottery website meant that anyone who checked their ticket online and won a prize was told they also won a new convertible.

The National Lottery said it was very sorry for the mix up, but would not be offering any compensation."

That would be disappointing. Now if it happened in the USA...