Monday, July 6, 2015
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.... Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.