Monday, July 6, 2015

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.... Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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