Sunday, March 20, 2011

Always Tell The Truth

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

'Mommy,' said the little boy, 'what are all those ladies doing?'

'They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work,' she replied.

The cabbie turns around and says, 'Lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money.'

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, 'Is that true, mommy?'

His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, 'Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?'

'They become cab drivers,' she replied

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