ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
IF YOU WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?", THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
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